Software professional with 2 years experiance

By June16, I completed my 2 years in the software industry. Two years of affiliation with coffee mugs, computers and coding. It has given me some solitary moments which helped me to define myself. Some expectations went in the drain and some oppurtunities clicked when it is least expected to.
Hello external world! Dont ask an IT professional "Hows work?".
It sometimes throws the harsh reality which makes us sometimes to feel nostalgic.

On a lighter note, I feel like sharing with you some interesting questions that I faced in last two years about work -

• Which domain are you in..?
• On which platform are you working on..?
• Shall I forward you my resume..?
• What do you exactly do sitting in front of monitor for one full day..? (by an elder person)
• What is your pay package..?
• Is there onsite oppurtunities in your job..?
• When are you writing GRE..?
• What plans for the weekend.?
• Why you didnt come for the team outing.?
• What is your rating in the performance review.?

Welcome to get Bangalored!