Tuesday, December 28, 2010

"Almighty" to "A mighty"

There was giant streak of lightning. After that the sky opened and there was a huge gush of water flowing from the sky. It was not like raindrops but rather like a waterfall. It was pouring as though it wanted to wash away the entire planet. But it didn't reach the ground. It vaporized on the way down. It formed a hazy layer.

Then came the Sun from behind. It was not like the one I have seen. It was so huge and had a very peculiar flaring effect on me. Someone standing near me cried loud to switch off the sun.
Somebody shouted that it has been such a bad idea by government that it decided to open the Sun cover. There were people crying to switch off the Sun.
But the officials there didn't seem to budge. "No way, we want our people to have vitamin-D. It is quintessential" is what they argued.

Last week, I caught a fellow city dweller over coffee. He said his son almost died of UV rays because government decided to switch on the sun.
"Nobody likes Sun here" he said as he left the pantry.

There was again giant waterfall from the skies, this time more damp than the earlier. I longed for breath. I then Inhaled the oxygen capsule which my wife had given last Christmas. With the orgasmic effect due to gush of oxygen, I began to think.

Sun has changed. It is after all a dying star now. Nobody thought it would bulge and become a red giant.
It had engulfed earth some centuries back. Mankind was rescued to this space-planet.
We created artificial rain, artificial everything. We made a lid over this artificial planet to close our view to Sun. We made giant light which burnt from nuclear capsules.
We wholly detest Sun and it is a demon now.

Anyways, I met my Doctor on the way back home today and told him Happy new year 80667 which is going to happen in a few atomic seconds.

After all, we are not going around any stars but we still needed new year for the party and the babes.